Rock Camp Incident Report:
As expected, dissension over the name “Albinio Mosquito” came to a head. We are now “Llama in a Box.” (Amended from “Throw the Llama Out the Window.”)
Simple unanimous agreement caused group euphoria. I suggested Eliot practice shouting the name during our final rumble. Owen counter-suggested “shouting our name while running down the street.” Before I could deter them with “Hey, no! If I lose kids I get fired!” Half of them were a block away, with Maci — the smallest — face-flat on the concrete with a skinned knee. Tough girl, marched back into the jam room, bloody, for bass on Bruce Springsteen.